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Space The Place for DX LUXURY PAMPERING thanks to BABA YAGI RADIOSPORTRONICS!

Underdog turned Cinderfella Almighty Vlad, Maximum President of breakaway Rfchokia Republic and Baba Yagi Chief Executive Office, also Captain of the Baba Yagi Planetary Rover hammed mission to Mars announced construction of the MOTEL BABA MARS is ahead of schedule with opening set for September 1st.

"Sorry Big Failure Boys Bezos and Musk," gloated the Rfchokian ham radio oligarch after skunking the all-but Trillionaire SiValley Gold Dust Twins who thought they were so big. 

In addition to luxury ham accommodations, MOTEL BABA MARS will offer what Almighty Vlad calls the "Emperor of All Turn Down Services."  Not content to place conventional luxurymints under guests' pillows, the breakaway hospitality honcho pledges to place tiny PEPPERMINT PILLOWS underneath larger TRIPLE GOURMET mints tucked under each pedigreed goose feather pillow, for a hyper exponential shot of scalar afterburner luxury.  Better strap-in for that ride, Tiger!

Can't wait to see when Almighty Vlad sics his gardeners and greenskeepers on the Martian desert.

And how about that nearby Cydonian Face on Mars, such a lovely view from MOTEL BABA's infinity pool!  Oops. Hey, we didn't say that, OK?

Never mind.  Don't pay any attention to us,  least not till our NEXT interesting and educational MOTEL BABA MARS update, where else but the all-new JeffK1NSS.com?